I read this in 's journal first, then 's.

Type in your real first name and the phrase into Google, then post the first search response that makes sense... or just pick a funny one from the front page.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Michael needs a healthy donor with type B or O blood.
(Neither of these are my blood type, I just like the way they taste.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Here's What Michael Looks Like When He Dances
(Video Link Withheld)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Michael says: I am hopelessly in love with letterforms.
(But I still haven't the courage to ask any of them out.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Michael Wants A Ph.D.
(Not a real one, one of those mail-order kinds)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Michael does a Houdini
(I had a great time, but she still hasn't called me.)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Michael Hates Stupid Americans
(But hey, can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Michael immediately asks for Stanley's opinion.
(Well he IS my "Go To Guy")

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Mike Goes on Trial
(No comment. No pictures. No interviews.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Michael likes to joke around with just about everyone
(Those who I don't like to joke with, you know who you are.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Michael eats a dog biscuit
(What? They're good for your teeth)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Micheal Wears His Bad Idea Jeans Right on outta the house
(My Good Idea Jeans were dirty that day.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Michael was arrested for possession of Class C drugs
(I was low on cash, so I couldn't afford the good Class A drugs